Dragontamer22

Ok so my theory about witches vs. demons is this:

1.) Witches share a common ancestor with modern humans. Idk how far back but they do. Maybe when the first Titan died and it’s blood spilled everywhere (or something idk) it accidentally transported a bunch of humans there? But whatever that’s not important.

2.) So bipedal demons have bile sacs and so do witches, which is a weird thing to co evolve even in a fantasy world with fantasy biology.

3.) Some witches have extra features like a third eye (Boscha) or tail (Illusion Coven Head) and THREE characters (2 witches + 1 bipedal demon from S2.1) have demonstrated the magical ability to put limbs back into place after falling off.

4.) Im convinced that witches are the many-generations-ago descendants of human x bipedal demon hybrids, and the bloodline eventually formed around a general humanoid body plan that also had demon features like a bile sac, pointed ears, weird limbs, and sometimes other body parts. And I think hybridization is less wild and hard to believe than the co-evolution of bile sacs, yes. Magic reproduction just feels more believable and simpler to me than conveniently co-evolving the exact same organ.

5.) I really think this is a good explanation for why witches have both demon heritage traits yet are not treated as bipedal demons, and also look so strikingly human but are still definitely not humans.

idontknowwhatsgoingonhere:

reallyndacarter:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

wonder woman out here still saving lives

(via unashamedly-enthusiastic)

fwipination:

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can’t open any other apps on your phone until you’ve seen at least 600 posts for the day.

(via goasil)

headinthegrave:

nessa007:

✌🏻😊✌🏻

Originally posted by kihaku-gato

(via unashamedly-enthusiastic)

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo

but its really sad that we’re losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I’m going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i’ve made because of this and it sucks

If i’ve learned anything from vine and twitter its that when humans are confined by limitations they accept them and somehow still make it funny and/or informative

(via goasil)

trinarysuns:

Hot news from twitter: the API limits got reduced yesterday because Elmo is screaming for money and now everybody’s getting indefinitely rate limited for such crimes as ‘scrolling own dashboard too fast’, 'looking at comments’ and 'running a search’. A+ well done

Everyone says every new bad change makes the place unusable but this may genuinely make it unusable

(via twofingerswhiskey)

punkitt-is-here:

i love doing commissions so much

(via twofingerswhiskey)

kallistoi:

snowy2989:

They are not as high-profile as the WGA, but I would like to bring everyone’s attention to the imminent strike action by thousands of hotel workers in Los Angeles. They are set to go on strike tomorrow, July 1st, 2023.

More than 15,000 hotel workers are seeking higher pay, better benefits, and working conditions. This includes an across-the-board $5 an hour raise, as well as affordable healthcare and better pensions. They also are seeking a ban on the use of E-Verify, which is used to deny employment to undocumented workers and workers involved with the criminal justice system. You can follow what is happening at their Twitter.

[image description: a photo of several hotel workers]

(via fictions-stranger)

zohbugg:

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don't know how I survived life without it.

Happy 10 year anniversary to this dumbass post.

the years start comin’ and they sure don’t stop comin’

I have since moved out of my moms house, stopped destroying my hair with drugstore bleach, went back to school, got a job in tv, went through a pandemic, got married, quit that job, moved across the country, and gone back to school again to make video games.

The scimitar is proudly mounted on the stairs surrounded by LotR posters. It is still my most pragmatic purchase, aside from my bread machine. This bitch loves some fresh baked bread.

Anyways stay cool and stay kind everybody. <3

(via twofingerswhiskey)

cure-icy-writes:

spoonietimelordy:

Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.

This is the safe one:

ALT

Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.

[Image ID: tumblr tags reading “I appreciate the fact that it’s by the same person” and “like a quality of life softwar[e] update but for a flag”. End ID]

patch notes 1.0.1: visual contrast no longer causes strobe effect when scrolling. Zigzag design was difficult to visually process and anxiety inducing, and was removed. Colors have been lightened and desaturated. For the safety of all users, please make sure you are up to date.

(via butch-of-salmacia)

cure-icy-writes:

spoonietimelordy:

Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.

This is the safe one:

ALT

Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.

[Image ID: tumblr tags reading “I appreciate the fact that it’s by the same person” and “like a quality of life softwar[e] update but for a flag”. End ID]

patch notes 1.0.1: visual contrast no longer causes strobe effect when scrolling. Zigzag design was difficult to visually process and anxiety inducing, and was removed. Colors have been lightened and desaturated. For the safety of all users, please make sure you are up to date.

(via butch-of-salmacia)